You can't keep Macho Man down for long, dudes! Donnie sure picked me up the other night...and ever since that punk Aran Ryan sent me that exploding package, I've been trainin' all day and night outta pure, 100% unfiltered RAGE. Ironically enough it's makin' me feel really good to get back out there, doin' crunches and hittin' the bag around, you know? So I gotta make sure I keep really angry for the rematch! C'mon, punk, is some food coloring and tear gas all ya got? I can take anything you can throw at me!
Oh, but hey drunkpop, I got that case'a soda in the mail today. Thanks, man. Maybe I'll bring it to the rematch and see how you like a taste of your own medicine! Ha ha ha! Wait, wait, bad idea. ...hey, glassyjawed, wanna try some of that pop sometime? Do like Soda and chug some down in the ring, dude!
Speakin' of that rematch, I guess my people are gonna talk to your people about it, Soda. I'm thinkin' maybe Monday night.
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